no se no serius^^

sorry, i dont got a clue what to post, i dug out a tag instead.

the answers are b.s crap, my mind is thinking kind of wrong / perv / horny now, sorry (;
just bored & passing my time.
dont take the answers seriously, really. have fun. (:

1. Do you need him/her to be good looking?
you just need to be good , for me. i'll tease you if you're not, take the hint.

2. Smart?
yes, but not the 'damned-smart-genius-ass' type, really.

3. Preferred age?
same, a little older. never younger, please, i already look old / mature, would you want people to think im your dad?

4. Preferred height?
shorter than me even when you wear high-heels. thats right, i dont want people criticizing your height.

5. How about sense of humor?
hahaha..please i humor people as well

6. How about piercings?
yeah, sure. just not on your face / body / dick. dengan kata yang lain (quote Pn. KLL), only ears acceptable.

7. Accepts you for who you are?
whats the point if you're with me and you dont make me accept?

8. Pink hair?
cool. seriously, do it.i m open minded^^

9. Mushy or no?
not really, maybe, abit. ?

10. Thin or fat?
i tease for both. until you cry.

11. Black, Yellow or White (skin color)?
pale. yeah, go be a vampire.

12. Long hair or short hair?
not so serius for me.....seriusly ....

13. Plastic or metal?
human. wait, no, refer #11. go be a vampire.

14. Smells good?
seriously, you would turn me on.

15. Smoker?
there are better ways to die. i dont mean drugs.

16. Drinker?
drink water. what, u mean beer? you wanna become fat? refer #10. i'll tease you. til you cry.

17. Girl/Boy-next-door type?
go buy my neighbour's house, then you'll be that type.

18. Muscular?
to show off, and when you get old, they turn into fats.

19. Plays piano?
if you're into classical songs, to play for me, sure.

20. Plays bass and/or acoustic guitar?
extra.

21. Plays violin?
extra.

22. Sings very good?
sing for me to sleep, sure.

23. Vain?
dont perasan please.

24. With glasses?
cute / nerdy look. nice.

25. With braces?
look at the bright side, you gonna have nice teeth in the future.

26. Shy type?
i dislike shy. even what the way i move u can get it if you are my interesting girl...

27. Rebel or good boy/girl?
good girl, really. bad girls make me feel hot, but seriously.

28. Active or passive?
active, especially in bed. im just kidding.^^

29. Tight or bomb?
tight underwear, is sexy....kidding

30. Singer or dancer?
pole dancing

31. Stunner?
wanna stun me so i become numb? yeah.

32. Hiphop?
cool.

33. Earrings?
for girl.....?depend

34. Mr/Ms. count-my-ex-boy/girlfriends-until-you-drop?
if we ever count that, count me in too.

35. Dimples?
go pierce it, it'll look damn sexy. kidding, refer #6, i'll pull it right off your face.

36. Bookworm?
for girls, you'll look like a pussy reading fiction. try playgirl magazines.

37. Mr/Ms. love letter?
now, why cant you tell me meaningful & romantic lines in my face? really.

38. Playful?
go play with yourself, i get too tired, sometimes.

39. Flirt?
go flirt with my dad.

40. Poem writer?
if the poem makes sense, you probably got it off the internet.

41. Serious?
why so serious? but at times you should be serious, please dont be an asshole.

42. Campus crush?
dont think so.

43. Painter?
extra.

44. Religious?
no comment. wait, no, i have lots to say, i just dont want to offend anyone.

45. Someone who likes to tease people?
go ahead, i just hope no one breaks your face / dick.

46. Computer games geek? Or internet freak?
play games with me, not the computer, geek. you dont need to be a freak for internet porn, im right here.

47. Speaks 20 languages?
who cares, you can go speak to aliens, but the most important language you will never understand = guy/men language.

48. Loyal or faithful?
i'll be if you are.

49. Good kisser?
saliva, yum.

50. Loves children?
do you want them? if you do, you better.



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